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D        A

A        D

D        A

Me and a friend went out one night                

Walking in the street

We talked of God and the end of the world

I stuck my head in a fire hydrant                 

The night was cool it was around the time

That the fat ladies come out

While river rats broke windows

And performed unnatural acts

We walked up way across the town

And sang in an amphitheatre

And then we walked a little further

And admired some graffiti

Dodging cars as we crossed the highway

We sure must have looked ugly

My shirt was soaked up, the grass was wet

I stuck my head in a fire hydrant

We talked of things and the good book

While there was a naked lady on TV

She had no care - she had no shame

She had little propellers on

My friend he said, ‘I can't help but look’

At this naked lady's body

I said, “Dear friend you got a dirty mind”

Stick your head in a fire hydrant

Earlier that evening I went to a banquet

Hoping she might be there

But she wasn't so I went to this other girl's house

Who was freaked out on drugs

So later after that happened

The first part of this song

On my way home, I drove past this other girl's house

Who will not accept my calls

I noticed she had her lights on

As I drove slowly by

I wonder if she noticed me